Infidel's Holiday Mission Briefing

Good day, Monsters.

Your assignment should you choose to accept:

The Taliban are running amuck in Afghanistan. They are slaying women for being professionals, blowing up art antiquities, harboring terrorists and in general making for a bad scene. They justify their actions as a holy crusade to return their country to a state of fundamentalist religion.

Because of their actions there is no partying or rock & roll in the nation. People are forced to sit through hours of religious ceremony when not actively engaged in killing others who do not share their vehement religious orthodoxy.

It has come to our attention that the son of one of these merciless clergy might be susceptible to the allure of Western Decadence. If we can find a way to convert him from his miserable pious life to an existence of hedonistic abandonment we may be able to drive a wedge into the belief system of these toadies.

You, Hollywood Monsters, have been selected for your ability to embody the whole scope of human misadventure for the sake of pleasure. We have had our agents kidnap this "son of a preacher man" and they will transport him to Fredericks Music Lounge on Saturday, April 28th at 9:30 P.M. There we will restrain him in a manner not unlike the Clockwork Orange.

It is our hope that forcing him to view a king size dose of United States depravity courtesy of The Hollywood Monsters will render him weak to all temptations of the flesh. We will then send him back to Afghanistan with a guitar, amplifier and a case of Schlitz Malt Liquor to spread this cultural aberration to the whole nation, creating a non-stop Infidel's Holiday.

In short order, we hope, that the Taliban's misguided crusade will be replaced by kegger parties and fetish bars.

This computer will now self-destruct in 1 minute

 

Didn't you hear me?

 

 

Run away quick or you'll get monitor glass in your eye!!

 

 

 

 

Don't say I didn't warn you.

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