Monster FAQ

Whatever happened to Baby Jane?
The Hollywood Monsters symbolize the rotting shell of rock and roll. As rock and rollers we can see that this music grows increasingly irrelevant. Like a southern belle who clings to the old plantation lifestyle so to The Hollywood Monsters cling to distant memories of their misspent youth.

Bette Davis whose character Baby Jane in the Hollywood Gothic "Whatever Happened To Baby Jane" truly encapsulates the Monster mystique. Her character, a star in her youth, is now relegated to insanity, overuse of unflattering makeup that has given her a monstrous appearance and must take care of her shrewish sister Joan Crawford, who stands as a symbol of the music industry in general. Unable to cope with change and no plan but to rely on Baby Jane's care she shrivels up and dies on the beach as Baby Jane has an ice cream.

What is The Hollywood Monster master plan?
To eat an ice cream on the beach as the music industry shrivels up and dies.

Whatever happened to Ginchy SugarPowder?
Not really caring for the beach or ice cream Ginchy resigned from the band to be wardrobe manager for Brittany Spears.

Are The Hollywood Monsters' names their actual names or pseudonyms?
They are pseudonyms. The real names of the Monsters are Mark Smith, Bob Williams, Pete Jones and Artega Baligiioamore. With such common names it was thought better to enhance them and to protect the guilty.

What are Illuminati and who is Rene' Sinclair?
The Illuminati is an umbrella term for keepers of esoteric knowledge who plan to use this knowledge to manipulate and control the world. An example would be Skull & Bones the secret society that is currently running the White House.

Rene' Sinclair is the current Grand Master of the Priory of Sion, the most secretive and powerful group of Illuminati. Their agenda is to restore an ancient European bloodline as ruler of the world. To this end they have operatives in nearly every western government, in the arts, industry and media.

Rene's proximity to the Monsters and his alleged support to the group, as witnessed by his bankrolling of makeup for the band, cannot readily be explained. It would appear unlikely that the Monsters would be used to help the Priory achieve their goals due to the anarchistic and decadent manner that the band conducts themselves.

It could be that this is an experiment on human degradation. It could be that the band will later be used to embarrass a politician or religious figure into doing the Illuminati's bidding.

Or it just might be that Illuminati just want to have fun.

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